Stupid jealous hypocritical people really piss me off, I've had to deal with it quite a few times myself. I sympathize with all the "controversy" that has arisen. I know what it’s like to have bosses, coworkers and gym members over react to my junk.
I once had a boss fire me the day after he saw me take a leak at a bar’s troth urinal. Though he said his reason was that I harassed his (smoking hot) assistant, when I got wood, at her desk; he rejected that it was because she commented on how nice my slacks fit me), while staring at the crotch of my deeply, pleated, dark slacks.
Another time, I was driven away from a job because of rumors that spread around work about what happened while I was getting a birthday lap dance (was going commando with very lose shorts), on stage and that I went backstage with her. A few coworkers were watching, as audience members, but not part of my 25th birthday party.
A few muscle bound meatheads have accused me of stuffing socks in my shorts, while working out; some people laugh/chuckle at me, while others smirk at the meathead. I usually end up changing, drying off next to or walking past the meathead naked, asking, "Has anyone seen my socks?" That always gets uproarious laughter. I know the following rumors will perpetuate the stupidity and spread the talk about my cock, specially if I've got a semi; but putting bullies in their place just feels so good.
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Stupid jealous hypocritical people really piss me off, I've had to deal with it quite a few times myself. I sympathize with all the "controversy" that has arisen. I know what it’s like to have bosses, coworkers and gym members over react to my junk.
I once had a boss fire me the day after he saw me take a leak at a bar’s troth urinal. Though he said his reason was that I harassed his (smoking hot) assistant, when I got wood, at her desk; he rejected that it was because she commented on how nice my slacks fit me), while staring at the crotch of my deeply, pleated, dark slacks.
Another time, I was driven away from a job because of rumors that spread around work about what happened while I was getting a birthday lap dance (was going commando with very lose shorts), on stage and that I went backstage with her. A few coworkers were watching, as audience members, but not part of my 25th birthday party.
A few muscle bound meatheads have accused me of stuffing socks in my shorts, while working out; some people laugh/chuckle at me, while others smirk at the meathead. I usually end up changing, drying off next to or walking past the meathead naked, asking, "Has anyone seen my socks?" That always gets uproarious laughter. I know the following rumors will perpetuate the stupidity and spread the talk about my cock, specially if I've got a semi; but putting bullies in their place just feels so good.
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